“Helicopters Only Fly Because They’re So Ugly the Earth Repels Them”
By Daniel Miessler on May 14th, 2008: Tagged as Humor | Science
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Several years ago, after spending a looooong night playing the newly released shooter Half-Life, I was walking to my car when I noticed a helicopter fly overhead. And I swear to you, the first thought that popped into my head was “Where’s my rocket launcher?”.
Comment by ncloud — 5/14/2008 @ 2:20 pm
That’s the funniest quote I’ve read this week!!
Comment by Mike — 5/14/2008 @ 3:44 pm