No, They Really Talk Like That…

I got to see something really cool the other day. Some guy was being paid to hand out fliers at a mobile phone store here in Queens and the guy running the place saw what he believed to be the guy wasting time talking to friends.

So he moves out to where he’s in line of site of the guy (while still in the store, which had customers in it) and he opens his arms all the way out. “Hey! What I am payin’ you foah…” (think Sopranos). The guy, as if scripted, comes back with, “Why you bustin’ my balls?” (Sopranos) And he’s yelling this. Again, in front of customers.

People barely noticed, except for me. It was awesome.