The Ultimate (Hilarious But Not Funny) Practical Joke

Here’s what you do. You’re in the airport and you scope out one of the passengers who’s relaxing and waiting to get on the plane. You very quietly walk up to the chair where they’re reading the paper or whatever, and you just stop a few feet in front of them and stare in their direction. Eventually, they’ll feel that you’re there; when they look up, keep your face real blank (as if in a trance), and say in a monotone, “Don’t get on the plane…”

Then, just turn and walk slowly away. If they’re superstitious at all, they’ll likely think you were some sort of angel and freak the hell out.

**This is funny in the context of premonitions and psychic stuff — not terrorism. Well, even then it’s one of those things that’s funny as hell to think about but should never be done. But hopefully anyone reading this should know that…