When Treadmills Attack: First Douglas Adams, Now Isaac Hayes

These things are dangerous. They slay people. Especially those with bad cardio health, which is sad since those are the types most prone to using them. Something’s odd about the whole arrangement.

I’d like to see some stats on how many people these things kill per year. And on messed-upness scale of 1-10 I’d say dying of a heart attack while exercising to improve one’s health is about a 13. An unlucky 13.